Where The Wild Thing Is

Where: Hocking Hills, OH
What: Old Man’s Cave + Inn at Cedar Falls + Grandma Faye’s
Guest Starring: A souvenir shop that sold used VHS tapes, expired motor oil and wolf clocks.
Highlight: Did you even read Guest Starring?
Lowlight: Not getting to dine on turkey drumsticks or drink mead from goblets at Ravenwood Castle Hearth, which was somehow overbooked even though we were staying the night there.
True Story: In a desperate quest for tobacco, Jim went into a suspect, rundown rural bar and came out 10 seconds later at a very brisk, alarming pace. After throwing himself in the car, he explained that the bartender looked like a character out of “Near Dark” and talked in a very untranslatable way from which he could only ascertain that the nearest buyable tobacco was: “Araarararararupthehillararar.”